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Post by Matt on Jul 8, 2006 16:44:17 GMT -5
Fine then, kill the creepy, ugly bird!
*cries*
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Post by Benjammin on Jul 8, 2006 16:45:54 GMT -5
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out sword*
*hack hack slash slash* *Birdie dies* HUZZAH!!!!!
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Post by Blaw on Jul 8, 2006 16:47:51 GMT -5
Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
Now we can walk through Hyrule Feild in peace!
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Post by Nick M on Jul 8, 2006 16:48:43 GMT -5
Maybe be the same. But great review Ben. -NicK- If u want next time u write a review make a new thread for it
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Post by Benjammin on Jul 8, 2006 16:50:19 GMT -5
Ok. THanks! Saw the new thread for movie reviewing. Thanks again for listening to my suggestions. I just thought it would make things less insane.
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Post by bobthereviewer on Jul 24, 2006 4:39:13 GMT -5
This is my review of Super Metroid.
Gameplay(10/10): This is what sidescrolling shooters are about. With ingenious weapons and equipment to save the baby metroid from Ridley's clutches, this game has brilliant level design and tons of stuff to find.
Sound(9/10): For its day, this was brilliant music. Although it is a little outdated, it still is catchy and a nice listen to as you defeat the Space Pirates.
Storyline(10/10): You begin with Samus searching a space station. You find everyone dead, and a baby metroid all that is left alive. As you go to get it, Ridley, the flying raptor, comes in and takes it away. You follow it to Zebes, where you fought with the Motherbrain in the first one. As you progress, you get stronger, and the final boss is a shock, as well as who gives you a final helping hand. What a great story!
Well, just finished this game, and I gotta say, it was fantastic! Overall score: (10/10)
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Post by bobthereviewer on Jul 25, 2006 14:19:05 GMT -5
Here is my review of Beyond Good and Evil for the PS2.
Gameplay(9/10): Although the camera does get in the way sometimes, your ninjitsu arts are a match against any foe. There is no tedium with the fights, and sneaking around has never felt so real, nor so nerve-wrecking. Hours of gameplay await you. From taking photos of animals and creatures to racing to fighting your own government, BG&E is so much fun.
Storyline(10/10): You are Jade, a rouge reporter who lives in a lighthouse, protecting orphaned children. The alien race Domz is constantly attacking your world of Hillys. One day, you get a proposition from an unknown informant, and are thrust into overthrowing your own government, who may be working with the Domz. With an ending that is utterly shocking, mostly because we may never find out exactly what will happen due to Ubisoft being chicken about making a sequel, BG&E has an epic storyline that is easily in my top 5 of best of all time.
Music(10/10): An epic score that would make James Newton Howard proud, BG&E's music makes the game follow it. From the chilling theme of the Domz, to the quiet melody of your own lighthouse, this is what video game music is all about.
Overall score: (10/10) Please buy this game. You will be drawn into the epic storyline, the nice visuals, and the beautiful music. And support us in getting Ubisoft to make a sequel, because this game has honestly changed the way I view governments of all types. Please buy this game, and prepare to play not only one of the best games ever, but the most underated and ignored game of all time.
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Post by bobthereviewer on Jul 25, 2006 22:41:24 GMT -5
Review of Castlevania 4 for SNES:
Gameplay(8/10): Fun, but a little clunky. Bosses are either really hard or easy as pie. And Dracula . . . I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storyline(5/10): Guess why you are in Dracula's castle? No, its not to banish the spirit of Barney, but to defeat Dracula! How clever is that! Meh. Same story as the rest of them.
Music(7/10): Meh. Its music. Kinda catchy, but nothing special.
Overall(7.5/10) Meh. Its ok. Could have been better.
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Post by bobthereviewer on Jul 31, 2006 23:52:42 GMT -5
Review of Yoshi's Island for SNES:
Gameplay(8.5/10) Fun. You can suck in enemies, like Kirby, and use them as eggs against other enemies. Bosses are funny but challenging, and overall, it isn't too difficult.
Storyline(8/10): You are Yoshi, and along with your brethren, must take Baby Mario back to his brother and the stork, who lost him. Along the way, you will encounter Kamek, who is Bowser's wizard. There are some funny parts, and it is good for a laugh.
Music(10/10): The best part of the game. Catchy tunes that will have you dancing as you kick koopa butt. The final boss music kicks too! Super sweet!
Overall(9/10) Good game that isn't too difficult. Easily one of the better Mario games out there.
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Sept 2, 2006 11:56:12 GMT -5
Can i post a review? Well too bad here goes.
Opertation Flashpoint Elite for Xbox
Gameplay(7.5/10)Hard. This game has a definate learning curve. It will take a while to get used to the controls and squad control. But once you play for a while you really get used to it. The main buy is the mission editor. You can make your own custom mission on one of the four HUGE islands. Like for example, i made an airport. It was complete with planes cars helicopters whathaveyou. Or i make Navy Seal type missions, i even made D-day, that was CRAZY!!! I can do anything, the possibilties are endless. This is the most realistic war game on the market.
Storyline(8/10) You are a NATO forces grunt and you must free the island of Everon from soviet control. You slowly graduate to a commander and take on fulll responsibility. There is also another campaighn, called resistance, where you are a citizen of the island of Everon during it's soviet capture, and you of course help the resistance fight back. The missions are diverce and you will do EVERYTHING (shooting, driving, flying)
Music (2.5/10) There really is no music, if there is i can't hear it, the only music i heard was at the main screen.
Overall (8.5/10) Very good military shooter. Highly realistic. Would like more music. Well worth the money.
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Post by Nick M on Sept 5, 2006 8:14:50 GMT -5
I remember I made a mission where there were tons of civilians on the down slope of a hill and I had a bus and I would just chase them down and run them over with it. Good Times. -NicK-
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Post by Zoso the Rock God on Sept 5, 2006 8:30:52 GMT -5
Good and sick, but mostly good.
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